Friday, May 13, 2011

Youtube Trolling - Mustache Gun

My buddy / colleague Dan Milano made a very funny video called "The Mustache Gun" With CC Swiney and AJ Nowack (hot biscuits!) I'm sure he'll post a link to it in the comments (or i hope he will!)(i'm very lazy and in a webinar). 
Anyways. One dude commented "This video is fucking dumb" prompting me (a troll) to reply saying "YOU'RE fucking dumb!" 
which earned me this little note from the youtube user. that note and my reply is below. enjoy. 


freebean420 

freebean420 
stupid ass clip 
stupid ass clip 
did i offend u when i said it was fucking dumb? well im not sorry. that shit is pathetic and im sure u felt like a big man when u said i was fuckin dumb. get a job, move out of ur parents basement and stop pretending that u can mak movies... u suck 
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freebean420 

freebean420 
Re: stupid ass clip 
Re: stupid ass clip 
where do i start? i'll make a list. 
1. I can hardly understand the message you're trying to send because of poor grammar, spelling and things that are not words. When trying to be a cunt, I suggest being clear; especially when trying to prove you're not dumb. You failed to prove to me that you weren't dumb by sending me a personal note that my retarded three year old cousin could have written. Did you write your first draft in crayon or fingerpaint? Jesus. Go eat some play doh. 
2. You did not offend me. Your goal was to make a creator of a video - that I was not involved in - feel like shit for something they spent valuable time and money on. Did it make you feel like a big man to tell someone their work was dumb? Did there exist anywhere a prompt asking what people think on it, or did you go out of your way to try and make feel someone feel bad about their work? I think it was the latter. So did you feel better about your life to leave an unsolicited bit of hate on someone's page? I hope so. 
3. I have a great job, a great apartment, and a lot of things going very well in my life. Thank you for your concern. 
4. I'm not pretending I can mak movies. I don't know how to mak anything. Do you mak anything? Judging by your channel you've uploaded one thing which you stole. Rest assured it will be flagged as inappropriate and youtube will hopefully take it down. 
5. You suck. 
6. Yes. I am an internet troll. Typing the first comment was designed to illicit a half-witted and anger infused response so I can post it to my blog and make you look like an idiot. So instead of replying with another weak and unoriginal note, I suggest looking deep inside of yourself and asking why you feel the need to lash out at others in a mean way for no reason. Maybe seek some psychological help and improve your life a little bit. Maybe start a workout program or eat healthier. Maybe ease up on the angry music, expand your horizons a bit and learn to love the world. But the first step on that road is loving yourself. 
7. Best of luck in future endeavors. 
8. Watch the video I have attached. I think it's funny and is a great way to start your day! Plus, I need the views. I measure my worth by how many views my videos get. 
4:44 

Ocean's 4:20 
The most dangerous heist in the history of heists. With one catch - THC sensors. Get high or die. 
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2 comments:

  1. As requested, but a little late http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B7KF646JUo

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    1. Wait! That's a link to the video that this was a part of, right?

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